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There is a large dark aardvark in the park,
They say he’s missing from the zoo.
And the police are looking high and low
But they have not seen him; have you?
Why did he go?
Oh, I’ll tell you the reason:
‘Cause it’s aardvark mating season.
When an aardvark makes a date
He sneaks right through that old zoo gate.
So, if you see two aardvarks necking in the park,
Don’t upset their apple cart.
Do not be a spy, you’re not the FBI
And you should never break an aardvark’s heart.