motherjones
motherjones:

The Rick Perry action figure is a real thing. Also, probably, better informed on Turkey.

I’m going to miss these bozos when they all drop out. When it’s down to just Newt and Mitt, they should have to make a trek like in the final Survivor where they pass by the names of each of their fallen tribemates and reminisce. “T-Paw, you didn’t get too far but I won’t forget the way you made us cringe at that first debate.” 

motherjones:

The Rick Perry action figure is a real thing. Also, probably, better informed on Turkey.

I’m going to miss these bozos when they all drop out. When it’s down to just Newt and Mitt, they should have to make a trek like in the final Survivor where they pass by the names of each of their fallen tribemates and reminisce. “T-Paw, you didn’t get too far but I won’t forget the way you made us cringe at that first debate.”